In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria  found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. 

                   Remember:
                    Water = Poop,
                    Wine = Health .

Therefore, it's better

to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit .

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

 I'm doing it as a public service.

Kramelikram!!!